USING PROPS WHEN YOU PREACH

When I was a young man reading the Bible I was moved with the Prophet Ezekiel and how God had him using many different props to the people in his theater.

He was like a street performer;

“And, lo, thou art unto them as a very lovely song of one that hath a pleasant voice, and can play well on an instrument: for they hear thy words, but they do them not”

Ezekiel 33:32

So I’ve been known to use props myself, for example, when I preach to the Mormons I wave their holy underwear at them.

When I preach to Catholics, I’ve been known to bust statues of Mary as I preach against idolatry 

I’ve preached to Muslins as I dragged their koran on the ground and calling their prophet a pedophile 

I have been known to have a stick with bloody tampons when preaching to other Churches, exhorting them that this is what their good works look like.

When preaching outside an abortion clinic I used crying babies with my megaphone. I never said a word just those babies crying.

Preaching against the homosexuals I’ve had 2 extension cords and tried to connect the two males ends preaching ‘there is no electricity.’

We have a yearly hindu event in Los Angeles and I’ve been known to dress like a cow and preach against their gods.  They get rebuked for worshipping a cow and letting their children die of starvation.

Believe it or not, these hindus were very violent people and would attack us….however, once I had that cow costume on, they were nice and just wanted to touch the utters as they tossed flowers on me.  Sometimes LAPD would stand around to hold them back because they wanted to touch the cow.